at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
There you go; cute, funny, adorable and beautiful Samoyeds to brighten up your day. ♥
if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.
if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.
and that is an abusive relationship.
LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DOGGY
i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid
mom: “who ate the last string cheese?!”