Some people just know how to do birthday cards.
birthday cards against humanity
Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month
people that point out acne:
- pack ur bags
- buy a plane ticket
- go to hell
THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY
its a metaphor, you see. you place your cursor right upon the killing thing, but you dont actually click on it.
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
wow the date today is the same if you read it backwards 4/16/14.. this wont happen again for another 5,000 years..
this happens again tomorrow
nobody asked you
we went on a field trip to the zoo last week