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nayx:

maryjblige:

shisnojon:

katara:

maryjblige:

you may have known me as pizza

staff DELETE HA AGAIN

Lmao u know she sent this anon to herself
staff
you know what to do

BYE IM NOT PIZZA

thats exactly what a pizza would say, if it had a mouth.

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

watchtheskytonight:

phantas-mag0rical:

erinchu:

snorlaxlovesme:

so i cleared my throat today and

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and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

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and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

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and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

i hope this has been educational

This is so accurate it hurts my soul.

I have never seen something so accurate before

The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now

there’s a male side of tumblr?

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

claphne:

send help

yeahmanidk:

jackedoff:

poop is touching u on the inside rightnow

Why would you even think of this I just

megablaziken:

what
joshpeck:

who is she

joshpeck:

who is she

(Source: meowthgirl)

maryjblige:

jailor:

Telling me, a trans male, that you dated has no physical chemistry with you made me kind of :/ especially when you can’t explain to me what physical chemistry is :// and then proceeding to tell me, still trans male, you felt AWKWARD hooking up with me :/ and then outing me to your twitter and friends as if I gave you the consent to make the tweet :/// sad

im cumming

(Source: antiocial)

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.