Humor Tumblr Backgrounds
Lumberjack Enthusiast
Florence + the Machine - Dog Days Are Over
17,069 plays

radtracks:

dog days are over // florence + the machine

she hid around corners and she hid under beds
she killed it with kisses and from it she fled
with every bubble she sank with her drink
and washed it away down the kitchen sink

elovers:

People have some real issues

elovers:

People have some real issues

neptunain:

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

neptunain:

this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

(Source: memewhore)

ghost-anus:

ghost-anus:

accidentally offending a good friend

image

purposefully offending a bad friend

image

slimeusa:

confidence is key • slime, U.S.A

slimeusa:

confidence is key slime, U.S.A

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

gavinscreamingmichaelyelling:

time-is-a-many-splendored-thing:

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

If he didn’t want to be decapitated, he shouldn’t have worn a shirt that showed off his neck

I mean, not all woman decapitate people. I’m not like that.

(Source: suzziepsyche)

(Source: guccimaneuver)

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

denchgang:

never skip leg day

denchgang:

never skip leg day

(Source: pleatedjeans)